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David Attenborough’s Gender Fluid Animals (Parody)

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Natalie Grant (5 hours ago)
Hahahahahahahah
Justin Leeds (2 days ago)
Awesome!
ukchristian28 JA (14 days ago)
Lol, you really do a fantastic David Attenborough.
Geoff Carse (1 month ago)
As the Gents is broken can I briefly identify as female so I can use the Ladies?
El Mostrito (2 months ago)
Please tell me this is a pilot for a show that just got signed for an entire season.
L.M. Welsh (2 months ago)
The 42 people that did not like this are the one's who actually don't want to be human, but identify with these gender fluid mammals. Once they go through their transition, Jane Goodall will release them back into the wild.
Gordon Shumway (2 months ago)
White liberals are so GD stupid and annoying.
Justin Widle (3 months ago)
Dave is fucking hilarious.
JrK (3 months ago)
ROFL
ahgoonmyson (3 months ago)
i could easily watch an hour of this
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WilliamGarland (4 months ago)
The term Gender, originating from the Latin *Genus* meaning "race, stock, family; kind, rank, order; species," (same root as the terms generation, engender, gene), refers to cultural and societally created categories and has been used as such since at least the 18th century, while sex literally refers to genitalia (*to sex* means to identify a subject, regardless of species, by its genitals, or lack thereof), thus biological categories. Of course most animals don't have genders, most animals don't have *culture* of any kind, that is to say complex societies, languages, religions, governments, etc. To imply that because animals don't have the concept of genders and gender fluidity it therefore doesn't doesn't exist is a massive logical fallacy, because by that very same logic government, capitalism, and grammatical languages wouldn't exist simply because we don't observe them in lower lifeforms. But this gets even more absurd we one consider the fact that scientists actually *have* documented animals behaving in manners contrary to what would be defined solely by their biological sex such as animal homosexuality, asexuality, or, further, the capacity for cross-species sexuality between re-productively incompatible subjects. But nah, let's drag Attenborough's name through the mud to make a lame and poorly researched joke because the studies of Sociology and Psychology make you *feel* weird. But muh Feels! indeed.
leonard Wilckinson (4 months ago)
Brilliant, so funny
ADH87 (6 months ago)
LOL Gorilla consent. SUBSCRIBED!!
Joel D (6 months ago)
Man you sound just like ole Dave.
Stlouis Eman (6 months ago)
genius! that is all I can say, genius!
MikhaelEternal (6 months ago)
the lion's prey? a xe-bra.
Milanka (6 months ago)
I heard some humpback whale song on YouTube last night.  Be careful not to misgender singing humpbacks.  Don't assume that because it's singing that it's male.  It triggers them you see, and I don't want to be around a triggered humpback. Wahahaha.
Brent Sander (6 months ago)
Bahahaha, ha ha ha!
Grim Reaper (6 months ago)
BEST VIDEO EVER !
BeAsA Roze (6 months ago)
☺ LOL!! ☺ ☺ LOL!! ☺ ☺ LOL!! ☺
Ray Sullivan (7 months ago)
Very nice impression there, Dave!
Steve Fowler (7 months ago)
Pure gold...and I offer this corollary to the video: Leftists are dumb as rocks.
Jim Reaper (7 months ago)
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Phylosophar (7 months ago)
Poor harambe
thepretenda (7 months ago)
Bwhahahahah! Vote No on the Australian on the Marriage Plebiscite!!
Geo YT (8 months ago)
LMAO
treetoplake (8 months ago)
HAHAHHA brilliant .. thanks for posting! Dave clearly has taken an overdose of common sense .. hope it becomes a worldwide pandemic!
Murilo B. de Camargo (9 months ago)
Please, keep doing videos like this one!!!!!!
Io Hannah (9 months ago)
Have you considered the fact that who people are attracted to and how they identify as is none of your business, pervert? While this video might be all fun and games to you, the underlying patronisation is really not cool.
DragonCat (6 months ago)
And your lefist fuckery really isn't cool either.
Sno Man (9 months ago)
there are only 2 genders, sorry trigger happy millenials, BUT IT IS THE TRUTH!! you cant think with your emotions.
bigpurple100 (9 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏 lmao
Sam Judge (9 months ago)
You did a a fairly excellent personation of David Attenborough er.. David.
PaSta (9 months ago)
This is amazing :D
feuryie (10 months ago)
okay, this was funny as all hell
aleratz (11 months ago)
This is gold of the finest kind.
Dudley Diana (11 months ago)
Brilliant!
squarepants49 (11 months ago)
Classic! I wish they hadn't cut the gay elephants in hyper-sleep from Alien Covenant- would've made it even more hilarious.
expatted (11 months ago)
^_^
Da Ying (1 year ago)
All animals are the same. An elephant is a human being.
Annah Kurtin (1 year ago)
Will you marry me? I'm just a little older and more hirsute than John Cleese. America has no sense of humor anymore.
Laurent Bishop (1 year ago)
i love the sarcasm 😂😂😂😂
bluef157 (1 year ago)
Excellent scientific explanation.
Cassie Fuchs (1 year ago)
This is so funny.
harry potter (1 year ago)
fuckin brilliant
Raimundo Escuadra (1 year ago)
xDDDDD Well done! Very good imitation. I like it so much. Keep doing it! + 10000
István Sipos (1 year ago)
first, I thought this was terrible. I almost clicked away but I gave the thing some seconds and this is a hilariously great awesomeness even if the human evolution part is not correct because it is OK to be incorrect in a joke (150 000 years ago, the common ancestor was already an ancient memory in our past. At that time, fully modern humans existed, the common ancestor goes back to millions of years earlier)
Sam Bigelow (1 year ago)
' The answer is simple - you're a bloody homophobe.' You know it's funny when the laugh comes out so hard it feels like you were punched in the gut! Just found this after months of watching Computing Forever, thanks for everything, Dave!
mike thibert (1 year ago)
I wonder if he realized he put up a really good argument against homosexuality being natural by talking about how nature wouldn't favor it since it can't breed. And even if it just so happened to be natural, would it be consider a defect or syndrome of sorts that should be "treated"?... ZAP!
"Keep your hate speech off this sub-Saharan plain." LMAO
SJWs Attack! (1 year ago)
Ahhh African Science gracing us with its presence.
TheSauronchik (1 year ago)
But (((they))) are turning frogs gay!
Alex Kennedy (1 year ago)
There are some animals which can literally change their sex.
Real Eyes (1 year ago)
What on Gods earth have we come to??
ME 0020 (1 year ago)
brilliant
tomyourmom (1 year ago)
"You're a bigot for asking" You labelled it as parody, but this is exactly what they say.
Riceyes ytty (1 year ago)
>black ape facing jail time real fucking classy, Dave.
xmasterblue (1 year ago)
At times, yeah you do sound like Sir Attenborough. :)
Gotallofthem1 (1 year ago)
ROFL, Hpw does this not have more views. Hidden gem video.
Daniel Irwin (1 year ago)
The sketch has a classic Monty Python feel to it. Splendid, Dave! Keep up the good work and giving us great content!
Trigger Hippy (1 year ago)
weird dude, weird!
Tara McCarthy (1 year ago)
LOL
Magony Miklós (1 year ago)
I've understood in this video that the accusation of rape culture and this procedural acquiery of consent is to make the westerners shameful of sex, to produce less western culture babies. But not just to create shame, they want to punish normal sex with legislation.
jarmo tverin (1 year ago)
You should make a whole series of these!
Celtic Savage (1 year ago)
Great video. So simple, yet so creative and effective. Well done.
ejeckk (1 year ago)
Okay. This was damn funny.
sokiX1 (1 year ago)
This is fucking amazing
Anna Bouler (1 year ago)
😂😂😂😂
unreal (1 year ago)
Animals use tumblr too...
Stepnort (1 year ago)
This ones even better. Love the consent form with the boxes to check off. He definitely neglected to use it. It's off to consent/respect re-education classes for him.
peteabc1 (1 year ago)
it's 1:00 AM and i'm here watching this laughting my ass off. what am i doing with my life?
Richard Short (1 year ago)
Excellent.
leeuniverse (1 year ago)
Nice....
Crimson Knapp (1 year ago)
you should make a video about how omnivores should convert to veganism or else they're biggots.
Crimson Knapp (1 year ago)
great video by the way :)
Jigamanx2 (1 year ago)
Aaannnnnndddddd subscribed!
Justin Bouche (1 year ago)
OMG YES
MTH (1 year ago)
Great vid! hahaha
Mattys Modern Life (1 year ago)
Lol! So much bigotry! It's every male elephants right to have babies.
Zer0 (1 year ago)
this is gold
Todd Wayland (1 year ago)
if gender is a social construct, than its no different if you identify as an elf, as they don't exist.
Not in my town (1 year ago)
this needs to be a series
Beau Quilter (1 year ago)
Besides being rather unfunny; the "parody"-producer seems to have the odd notion that that "gender" means "genitalia assignment. He should try actually looking up the word he is trying to parody: Definition of gender 1 a : a subclass within a grammatical class (as noun, pronoun, adjective, or verb) of a language that is partly arbitrary but also partly based on distinguishable characteristics (as shape, social rank, manner of existence, or sex) and that determines agreement with and selection of other words or grammatical forms b : membership of a word or a grammatical form in such a subclass c : an inflectional form showing membership in such a subclass 2 a : sex <the feminine gender> b : the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex
Gravitationalist (1 year ago)
Funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time.
This is bloody brilliant old man!
Mutant Baby (1 year ago)
Brilliant!
matterbob5x (1 year ago)
One of the most funniest videos I've ever seen.
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Bushlig (1 year ago)
This video is hilarious
B (1 year ago)
Humans are a sexually reproducing species, therefore the majority of us being male and female is necessary for us. There's a tiny % of people, less than one percent, who don't want to be called male or female. They're mentally ill, have some physical deformity, or are just pretending in order to be annoying.
Berendo4ever (1 year ago)
Ok, this is great and I am sharing it, but damn, the ancestors for humans and chimpanzees did not diverge 150,000 years ago, but over 10 million years ago (even more for gorillas). "Anatomically modern humans first appear in the fossil record in Africa about 195,000 years ago". I hope I am not being ageist.
Berendo4ever (1 year ago)
Also, I was sent this video and just now noticed I was unsubscribed to your channel, even though I was subscribed over a year ago. Thanks Youtube!
Jason Basil (1 year ago)
Computing Forever sent me here. He was right this is a great video!
The Dream Flow (1 year ago)
Nice job! That accent is spot on. I have one of these parodies as well about the stoners migrating to Denver.
siegnant (1 year ago)
It's just fucking amazing !!! I'm OFFENDED, LoL, I want much more stuffs like that!
cnmckenna (1 year ago)
Love it. Very informative. LOL
Andrew Millar (1 year ago)
Dave , sorry im old fashioned. and pc incorrect , male ,female , that's it , my mother told me , boys and girls when old enough get married , sleep together and in a short time (36 weeks ) a baby comes along ....Now im older , i do know that hard were goes into soft were, then a baby comes into the world , doctors don't chose sex ,BABIES COME THAT WAY , either MALE or FEMALE ,teenagers chose sex and enjoy it ,that's construct ...in our vanishing world males cant put hard were into soft were..
Cristian Dinu (1 year ago)
MADE OF WIN!
Dannielle Mckoy (1 year ago)
it's like watching Planet Earth :-D <3
Jonn Forest (1 year ago)
nice work, dave :)
Suzanne Tol (1 year ago)
I love to see more videos like this. That was brilliant!
Brian Riley (1 year ago)
Holy crap this is hilarious. Brilliant!!! I could go for a full hour version. lol. Thanks!
Brian Riley (1 year ago)
I've watched this 10 times so far and its still making me laugh... I can't say it enough; this is a brilliant piece. thanks.

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