I just asked Siri if she voted for Trump.
Siri : I can’t vote, (my name). There’s some rule about needing a pulse/ I cannot got on this planet/ I can only got in intergalactic elections/ personally, I like giving out votes of confidence.... and so many more answers it’s crazy!
Made me laugh
I am a bit disappointed.
Never look behind the curtain. Never meet the phone-sex operator. I am genuinely sad now. I can't unlearn this. The episode in Big Bang Theory when Raj meets Siri... I am going to picture her from now on... this sucks!
Susan Bennett: They had me wear this thing called a "Laryngograph" that was around my neck.
Black woman: "How terrifying."
Uhhhhh, the fuck did you turn the conversation into, CNN African American Anchor woman? she said the Laryngograph is something she had to wear around her neck because they were making sure all vowels, consonants, syllables could be used and pieced together.
Theoretically speaking, she was supposed to do things like say: Ah, Ay, Oh, Oy, On, In, Im, but while speaking with a Laryngograph around her neck, that's not something that could be a "terrifying" job, something "terrifying" is more like a man breaking into someone's house with a blazing chainsaw to cut everyone in it up into bits, its terrifying to die, its terrifying to see scary things, what ever is scary to you about a Laryngograph which although you didn't state was scary, if your saying terrifying though, why are you suggesting using one if you don't even know what that even is? Are you from a cave? Are you from the Pre-historic Era? Are you more of a deformity representing one of the few transitions monkeys went through over the hundreds of years where they eventually became less hairy mammals? I bet you we could find someone a lot better at using the words of a dictionary then you right from where your human starts from being Africa..... CNN, why are you employing this mother Gorilla? she is possibly able to be frightened just by seeing a torch gather fire from a campfire, seriously this moron isn't someone who's taken enough time, work and effort from High school and College to use in such a massive company like a News broadcasting station of televised broadcasts made with and by green screens, audio teams, video teams, stage setting up teams, seriously send her back to where she comes from because it certainly isn't America, not to say employ a white person instead of her because I don't want to have put it racially that a white human should be there instead, I'd be ok with any other female black woman or man if just not her, because she doesn't "think" before she says the words shes going to use, so she is possibly not someone to feel sorry after saying the things she does probably because she cannot fully remember exactly what she says from time to time or even as well, comprehend what she said with every single big word she uses without reading a dictionary for their definitions first.